Saturday, 31 January 2009

Annoyed!

So annoyed today! I need to see a boat-load of films at the cinema in the next few weeks, I was planning to get the bus into Stevenage and see two a day (this is actually a heavenly idea for me) but the buses are complete shit so I can't do it. I need to see:

-Milk
-Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist
-Revolutionary Road
-The Reader
-Rachel Getting Married

I am actually politically obligated to see Milk at least once. I think I might go into London for the day and try and see one, at least then I'd be able to get home eventually. Plus going into London always cheers me up.

Happy last day of January everyone. I hope the rest of the year is an upward curve of awesomeness.

Friday, 30 January 2009

BINGO!

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I got this from the English Arts Council jobs mailing list. I'm pretty sure this breaks a few employment laws. And I wanted to be a dry and laconic bingo caller! Turns out I'm not attractive, well-dressed or female enough.

Thursday, 29 January 2009

offcuts



here are a few outtakes and bits and pieces that didn't make it into my recent vlogs

Tuesday, 27 January 2009





so one of my gay new blogs has posted this advert that is apparently running in the UK. They're really happy about it all, saying that we should all rush to buy Pepsi products and how gay-friendly it is blah blah blah. But this is my blog so it's my opinion. This is a stupid and offensive advert. I don't care if you're all rolling your eyes. I don't really feel like getting into a debate about this. It objectifies women, but hey, it's so gay[MALE] friendly! Don't really appreciate the "hilarious" facial expressions on the friend's faces as the man goes over to the other man (and stands about three metres away from him, that's as close as two men are allowed to be on television!):
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ON THE RIGHT: a "comic" level of disgust. ON THE LEFT: it's a expression of absolute shock.

This is called the "comedic gay reveal". It happens all of the time. Oh, isn't it fucking hilarious, as it turns out he's one of those homosexuals! I'm so shocked! It's HILARIOUS! And we ALL THOUGHT HE WASN'T, BECAUSE WHY WOULD HE BE? THAT'S NOT A NORMAL STATE FOR A HUMAN BEING, that's why we're laughing, that's why it's funny.

Oh and the whole idea that it takes a fucking soft drink to give you the courage to come out and be gay is incredibly offensive. That is what they're suggesting, judging by his friends' shocked reactions. Hey kids, finding coming out difficult? How about a Pepsi? YEAH! THAT HELPS.


The site that linked me to this have drafted a letter of thanks to pepsi for "finally representing the gay community". Sure, we're being represented, but we're the punchline. Again. We are being mocked and derided again. And just because some small slip of gay representation in an advert doesn't mean they can get away with having long lingering shots of breasts. Fucking bastards.
I'm just angry and probably won't feel like talking about this again as the anger will have passed.

I'm this angry already. Imagine how much more fired up I'll be after I've seen Milk. I should probably issue hard hats to everyone.

Monday, 26 January 2009

pictures of me as a child



Sunday, 25 January 2009

like you guys need any more posts from me, but here we go, I'm writing again.

went out with people on Saturday night, was really great, very unusual to go out on a Saturday night, different people everywhere. It did get a bit too crowded, to be honest, but it was still good. We left early and went back to the Mansfield House to watch Pineapple Express which was much better when viewed with friends. Oh and James Franco. He was on the front cover of The Guardian guide this week, best front cover ever, I'll take a pic and you'll see what I mean.

Watched Happy-Go-Lucky tonight. It was really good. The main character was the most optimistic person ever, she was wonderful, but she always showed a little touch of seriousness very rarely when it was needed, it was a really good performance. I just wish I could be like that instead of being so miserable and serious all the time. I have watched so many new films already this month, it's been great. Shame I won't have any more Christmas/Birthday money to burn through :C But hey, maybe I'll get a job soon. I hope I do. Today I've been thinking about training up to teach English as a foreign language. Those courses are quite expensive though. I'll look into it, I'd like to do that for a while at least. I'm reluctant to do more studying, but really, jobs are not coming up very frequently and I feel like I need to do something else instead of searching on the net every day. Teaching abroad would be really good experience if I wanted to come back and do my PhD. I'm not sure though, so I probably shouldn't be talking about it at all, just in case I wake up tomorrow and think it's a terrible idea. I just feel very old today. Like, I'm twenty-four and I haven't done enough. I haven't had enough adventures at all. The 14-year-old me would be pretty annoyed at me right now, I thought I'd be living in Berlin with a German husband or living in New York with an American husband. Anyway, enough of that. This is going to be an awesome year. Like Virginia Woolf said "something tremendous is about to happen". I'm so pleased I recorded that video. I managed to record something with other people in the house! Plus, I need to re-read a Woolf book, they just always restore me, they're like a giant giant giant bowl of delicious food.

anyway, take care everyone! Hope you all have a good week!

HERE: some pics of the Franco thing in the guide and me with my new 30 Rock calendar with thanks to Adam for buying it from America for me!

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and in conclusion: THE PEOPLE AT THE GUARDIAN WANT JAMES FRANCO TO BE GAY AND SO DO I. It's okay that he's not, it's fantastic that he's so gay-friendly.
I think the final quote is a good one, when famous straight actors play gay&bisexual characters idiot interviewers always ask with a sort of mortified expression: "LIEK, OMG, WHAT WAS IT LIKE KISSING (the other famous actor of the same gender)?" because as we all know, kissing a man is scary and disturbing thing to do when you are also a man. The same for a lady kissing another lady. Dumb bastards. And anyway, it's a SCREEN KISS, IT'S CALLED ACTING! Well I didn't expect to go off on a rant, I apologise!

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Here I am with my new calendar! THANK YOU SO MUCH ADAM!

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This was my outfit. For that pervy American chap who said he likes men in suits. I am in love with that tie. I've had it for ages, but have only worn it twice. I think I'll just wear it more often, even if I'm just popping down the village shop.

anyway, take care everyone! Hope you all have a good week!

Happy Birthday Virginia Woolf





just thought I'd read some Mrs. Dalloway to mark Virginia Woolf's birthday.